84 – We Fix Tickets

By George Bill

I recall my very first ticket. It was in Columbus, OH. I parked my car at a meter and attended a meeting. It ran longer than expected because there were people there. When the meeting was over, I had a $20 ticket! My car wasn’t even moving and I got a $20 ticket! Now, I could understand it if I’d hit and tipped over a milk truck and everybody was crying over it. But, again, MY CAR WASN’T EVEN MOVING. Well, I showed them. I’ve boycotted parking meters ever since.

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